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If you watch The Human Centipede backwards, it’s a heart-warming tale of a brave surgeon who separates 3 severely disfigured people.

(Source: threepm, via uparupa)

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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
- Edgar Allan Poe (via drifting-away)

(via yellowgolddust-deactivated20110)

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Having perfectionist tendencies has made it impossible for me to try stream-of-conscience writing. I can’t help it if my “stream” needs some chlorine.

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Unfortunately, being pretentious does not automatically turn one into a charming Juno-esque character.

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Loneliness for some means a drink and a TV movie.

Loneliness for others means winning 14 out of 110 games of Solitaire in one night.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

see song title

oldhollywood:

Peggy Lee - Black Coffee

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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write “Fuck you” right under your nose.
- J.D. Salinger  (via letsgobananas)

(Source: 1000scientists, via japanman)

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idealisticlove:

“24h” on wood

By l.e.t. 

This photo was taken on March 11, 2009 using an ROLLEI Compactline 102.

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I’m afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.
- Andy Warhol (via girlwithoutwings)

(Source: quote-book, via japanman)

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I saw a personalized license plate that read “DMVP”.

I hope I’m interpreting that incorrectly; I don’t see the accomplishment in the being the most valuable person at the DMV.

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Hyperbole and a Half

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supermichael:

“I’m not racist, I have black friends.”—Every racist ever. (via gutterballistics)

I read this as “I’m not racist, I love Black Friday,” which is way funnier and I will use it in the future.

Above comment deserved a reblog. Brilliant. 

(via super-michael)

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I’m not racist, I have black friends.
- Every racist ever.
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If people began judging their friends by their Wikipedia searches, I’m sure I’d lose a lot of friends.

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Common Sense should be a core class.