Peggy Lee - Black Coffee
Having perfectionist tendencies has made it impossible for me to try stream-of-conscience writing. I can’t help it if my “stream” needs some chlorine.
Unfortunately, being pretentious does not automatically turn one into a charming Juno-esque character.
Loneliness for some means a drink and a TV movie.
Loneliness for others means winning 14 out of 110 games of Solitaire in one night.
(Source: 1000scientists, via japanman)

“24h” on wood
By l.e.t.
This photo was taken on March 11, 2009 using an ROLLEI Compactline 102.
(Source: quote-book, via japanman)
I saw a personalized license plate that read “DMVP”.
I hope I’m interpreting that incorrectly; I don’t see the accomplishment in the being the most valuable person at the DMV.
“I’m not racist, I have black friends.”—Every racist ever. (via gutterballistics)
I read this as “I’m not racist, I love Black Friday,” which is way funnier and I will use it in the future.
Above comment deserved a reblog. Brilliant.
(via super-michael)
If people began judging their friends by their Wikipedia searches, I’m sure I’d lose a lot of friends.